These days I find to my disliking
all this mandatory mountain biking...

As diamonds spilled from a jar
the stars shimmer...thats why their stars...

You should always be selective with whom you...
sometimes shiny happy people can end up being...

Let me tell you about a little gal' a real slice...
pulled up into my life one day, really got my...

To speak of me to say the least
I will let it be known I've been called a beast...

Things that go bump in the night I try avoid
is it real? or am I just paranoid...

Of all the things I have bought
I really love my friend robot...

Im on interstate ten in my new Mercedes Benz just...
up ahead a thumb in the air a stranded brother and...

Im seeking a kind woman and so confused
Im looking for love and they want to be abused...

The workout at the rehab didnt workout like I...
listening to anyone is one thing I cant stand...

I was curious about drugs I thought you had to do...
I soon found alot of teachers to school me first...

The reason this bear cant get his honey
is because he has no cave and he has no money...