You Mamma

Yo mamma jokes give me some
don't matter how gay it is just post it

yo mamma's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer =>

Yo mommas so fat she doesn't get a period, she gets an exclamation mark.

^Stupid, I know, but it's the first one I think of because my friend says it all the time.

Your Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
haha

LMFAO! ^ lol!

ur mama so fat that wen she went to in and out, she couldn't get out!

^ yes it stupid. lol.

your momma's so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales satrt singing ' WE ARE FAMILY ' .. pfft im so lame lol.

ok that is frikin funny! pmsl!

Okay this is r3tard3d i was the on3 who start3d posting this so u guys suck!!! B3sid3 the topic is sp3ll3d wrong it suppos3d to say "Yo momma jokes"

^Wow, is it hard to type with 3's instead of e's like that? That would confuse me.. lol.

Yo momma's so fat that she jumped for joy and got stuck.

well honey that don't mean no one knows you do and sorry about a mistake you know..that does happen => so keep your comments you know what this thin was posted(person above the person im under)

yo mommas so fat she uses a sheep as a tampon

yo mommas so fat she uses the drive way as the ironin board

friggin gay

this one is so stupid..
yo mama's so stupid she used a solar powered flashlight

yo mama's so clumsy she tripped over a cordless phone

yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl

lmao

when i heard that i was like OHHHH haha now im like ehh its still quite funny =]]

yo momma is so fat she makes a sumo look anorexic

^^hehe weird

yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she knocked the earth out of orbit

its so stupid lol

yo momma is so fat when she turns around people throw a welcome back party..

dumb i know..

yo momma!

^^ best ever.

yo momma is so stupid she types like jackie!

xD

lmfao!!!^^

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it:)

Hahaha, you just make that one up^?

Have not heard it yet. :P

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

xD

Nahh i didnt make it up, but i love it:)

Haha, it's a good one.

Yo momma's like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

^^ love it, but got no more yo mommas...
wait...
yo momma is so ugly when she walks into a strip bar they pay her to keep her clothes on...

Yo mommas so fat she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking.. LOL it took me a while to get it when i first heard it, But now i think its halerious!!

*falls out of chair and rolls around on the floor laughing* I love these ^_^ too bad I have no new ones to add....

yo moma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change

yo moma so fat she sells shade
^_^;

yo mammas so fat to go on holiday she has to buy all the plane tickets.

^sad i know

yo mommas so poor she can't afford to pay attention

yo mom oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ya mama so black, they use her for barbecues

^i kno, but it is a yo mama joke

yo mamas so fat she rolled over a nintendo64 and made a gameboy advance!!!

OOooOOooOO...

yo mamas so fat your daddy rolled over twice and was still on her!

yo mama so fat she uses a compass to find her belly button.

yo mama so fat she has to play pool with the plantes.

yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKY!!!"

yo mama is so ugly she is the reason for making restraining orders.

i just made that last one up lol. i no it suks but oh wwell.

I honestly don't really like "Yo Mamma" jokes, but I heard this one from someone and I had to laugh. Don't know if it's been used yet but anyways it goes like this:

Yo mamma's so fat she couldn't even jump to a conclusion.

LOL

Ok..ok..Yo Mamma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her Lypo suction.

Yo Mamma's like a bowling ball...she gets picked...fingered...screwed...put in the gutter...then comes back for more...

lmao...I made a Funny.

YO MAMA'S SO POOR! SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION. ;)

YO MAMA? where is the fun in making fun of someones mom...just make fun of them...it makes them look much more like an idiot and you get a much better reaction