Pick-up lines

Tell me your pick-up lines. :) They're always so fun to read.

Alright here are some:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

This site has some really weird ones too. O_o

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

Hey, Whats your name?

*she says her name* Lets say Ashley or something.

Ashley huh? That's funny 'cause thats the name of my next girlfriend.

^Never fails.

Ha. You should check out the site. Look at some of these....interesting ones... :p

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Last Reality: That Ashley one is creepy 'cause my name's Ashley

Lol, i just thought of the first drastically over-used name i can think of.

Hey can you hold this for me while I go for a walk? (Holds out hand.)

^ Honesty's good. Pick-up lines make me laugh pretty hard, but I don't think people should actually use the corny ones. :)

Here are some really bad ones....

"here's 50p [cents], go and phone your mother and tell her you're not coming home tonight"

"If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?"

"I am goatboy...huh huh huh"

Ok the last one is an edit of Bill Hicks skit....chat up lines suck, the suck in the same way as dances like the Timewarp suck, for people with no imagination.

I never use them, but then I don't have to.

Thats funny Kevin - I've seen you use them plenty on this site... :)

But your ones were more honest/corny rather than just corny so its ok.

I like ones that make me laugh - cause then at least I know the guy's got a sense of humour (very important). And as long as he's saying it with a smile on his dial then I know he's not arrogant or being serious about it. :D

Yeah I think guys have a better chance if they use something funny. Then it at least makes the girl smile which could be enough depending on the girl.

Theses ones are NOT good but I find them kinda funny lol

Is that a mirror in your pocket ? Cause I can see me in your pants.

Nice legs! When do they open?

Hahah =D

Yeah I've seen several versions of the first one.

Dont use pick up lines, but i use this line all the time since i want to be a psychologist:

--yeah, i want to be a psychologist when i get older. You knw why??
---Umm no, why??
--Because i want to knw whats going on in your head.

Me: hay girl wanna do a 68??
girl: whats that??
me: you go down on me and i'll owe you one
girl: deal

How do you want your eggs in the morning?? scrambled or fertilized?

GG23

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I think Pick-Up lines are lame.

These are fun to read.

One was actually used on me a while back... it was said jokingly, but it was hilarious:

You're eyes are blue like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea.

We were laughing so hard after she said that.

Hey Karly,

I like mine scrambled, fertilized, and hot ;)

But not necessarily in that order.

YES. You are.

Wow it's been a while since I've seen this one in use. :) Glad it's entertaining some people!

I have my own place. Well... my own room. *cough* in my parents basement

'There's a movie playing in theatres friday, but my mom said im not allowed to go by myself'

'Hey. The voice in my head told me to say 'hi' to you.'

'I would marry your pet just to get into the family'

'I have a pistol underneath my jacket, aiming at your stomach. Want to grab a bite to eat?'

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

This one guy told me

"you know how chocolate feels like. well im that but 10 times better"

You ready too hear the ultimate line? Seriously never has failed me. :)

Alright, hold on tight 'cause this'll blow you away:

'Hey, you're crazy hot!'

Yeah. Works every time! I think it's just 'cause chicks have a huge ego 'bout that stuff.

Did you grab my rear? no? damn....

Baby you remember the titanic? Psshhh that aint nothing, only 200 women went down on it

I have 3 months to live....

Did you eat Cambell'soup today? cuz your umm..umm.. good

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you?

Dear god..
i hate pickup lines!
but they are hilarious..

Maaan pickup lines hardly work, They never work if your smashed ahha or its cause i only know mad cheesy ones.

"i lost my teddybear will you sleep with me"

(cant even make this up had some random say that to me at this party..that was a weird night)

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants, Everyone knows that one.

Did you eat Cambell'soup today? cuz your umm..umm.. good

^^ ahhahahaha!

some guy asked me if it hurt when i fell from heaven. bahahahaha. back in the 8th gradeee.

Author: TinyDancer46
status: member
date: 2007.08.13 22:58

Hey can you hold this for me while I go for a walk? (Holds out hand.)

Simply brilliant, and actually works. Good call Tinydancer!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

hah that would so turn me off.

There was this commercial i saw the other day, and it was really really stupid...but wen my cousin and i saw it, we couldnt stop laughing for some reason...This really fat, hairy guy was sitting down, and this girl walks in and sits at the next table. And he goes:

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I cant keep them off of you"

It wasnt even that good of a pick-up line, but the way he said it was funny to me.

PaSsIoNaTe kiSsEs

These are two pick up lines my ex had said to me when we met:

"I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

and

"I have a jalapeno that's as hot as you!"

That skittles one is so funny. lol

I think pick up lines are so corny and some are just good for laughs
but this one:
Hey can you hold this for me while I go for a walk? (Holds out hand.)

idk why but i think that one is cute...well at least it would make me smile and maybe i'll even actually fall for it. yup, i think it would work on me...lol

LOL. There's this commercial with pick up lines on tv now. So LAME. So so lame.
If someone said these to me I'd just laugh. And not at the pick up line..at them.

"I have this friend who looks exactly like you."
"I think I know you from last night, even if you don't remember me."
"WATCH OUT!"
"I have this other friend...don't look at him."
"I have X-ray vision."
"I had this dream about you...and some other unimportant people."
"This soup is hot, and so are you!"
"I think a part of you just landed in my drink. Stand still while I take it out."
"Can I buy you a drink? No? You sure? In that case...how about you buy me one instead?"
"It's dangerous to walk alone at night...let me walk you home. You can walk in front."
"Your hair is no way near as greasy as mine."
"Have I ever told you how wonderfully attractive your front two teeth are?"
"You walk like Legolas."
"I seem to have spilt my drink all over your dress."

Well, thank goodness I've never used any of those ones. I made them up on the spot, and they all suck.

If kisses were snowflakes, id give you a blizzard

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

^^ I think these are funny lol the first ones my favourite lol

Idk if someone already said this but

I lost my number...can i have yours