Back then Admiral Hornblower controlled
all the coast of Spain where he waylaid...
Underpants underpants, we wear you on our head, we...
Underpants underpants, your sizes they do vary...
If I wasn’t me, who would I want to be?
Surely as some may think, I would not want to be a...
My first wife tamed me
second domesticated...
An itch too far!
Why is it that you always seem to have an itch you...
once upon a time, me and my girlfriend were...
An original fairy tale...
Little Billie and his Time Machine
I hid it in a secret spot where mommie doesn’t...
Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...
I see a girl in the Staten Island Mall yesterday
And I think that she looks really pretty...
There is a magic place where you can learn
where teachers can be fair but often stern...
Counting Strikes...
My Grandma Grey has a secret..
I discovered it quite by chance...