WHAT TO WEAR?

by CRAFTY KEN   Jun 3, 2017


WHAT TO WEAR?

To me it’s like the plight of an insane Hare, what underwear, what shirt, and what I do choose gets my wife’s bad hypnotic stare. Nary a word I put forth for her choice of cloth, gee I reminisce when she was my special Date, not one word of criticism about my wear did she share.
As my Mate, some advantages she may take, I hope it does not breed contempt, after all, this Gent always pays the rent but from the money I give her to buy new clothes, I don’t receive back a cent.

I found an answer to my dilemma, I will ask for her consent about what to wear to our next event. She dressed me so fine that we even joyfully shared some extra wine. She thought in her mind, my what a handsome hubby have I, especially when her girlfriends gave me the eye.

So, if you share this problem also, give her the reins, avoid the pains, she will decide the outerwear and leave your choice to the underwear. Many women want their partners attired so that other women will stare but only you alone will be with him at home.

Author Ken
June 3, 2017

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  • 6 years ago

    by Ben Pickard

    Good stuff, Ken. As far as I am concerned, I care very little for what I wear; I tend to throw on a shirt and jeans most days. Although I do get the odd queer look from my wife, she tends to be good enough not to say too much about my lack of fashion sense...

    Take care and all the best,

    Ben

  • 6 years ago

    by mossgirl19

    Ha! This put a very big smile on my face! Haha, this was very cool. Yeah, I think you better leave the decision to your wife so as not to start a war. I will always adore poems about the everyday life or situations and this is just so awesome. I think I will read it again and again. Great write!

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks Mossgirl, poems about life has been my style for quiet a while. I do apply the poem's suggestions to my own marriage.

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