The nursey rhyme truth revealed (part 2)

by Michael   Jun 16, 2017

Humpty Dumpty...

in fact was an old drunken grumpy
and never fell from a wall
truth is...
he fell off his bike when tiddly
one night
and cracked-up all over
the floor!

The levels he blew
were evident and
and now his just-deserves
were due!

Humpty requested the kings men
take from him a specimen.
to prove the truth be a lie.

They did run a test
and they rightly guessed
he was way over the amount
of what was allowed,
and poor Humpty was booed by the
on-looking crowd.

...and to this day,

we still wonder whether
he pulled himself
and lived happily after


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  • 1 year ago

    by Em

    This did make me chuckle,, if you find out about his happy ending let me know haha

  • 1 year ago

    by CJ Maleney

    This is brilliant and so so up my warped mind street,

    If you can be bothered look through mine and find the twisted nursery rhymes, I think you will giggle



    • 1 year ago

      by Michael

      Cheers fella and will do :)

  • 1 year ago

    by Ren

    Yas! I love this, Michael! Like Dear Lady said, you are on a roll!! :D

    • 1 year ago

      by Michael

      Some one was on roll haha!
      Thank you HAHRS :)

  • 1 year ago

    by mossgirl19

    Hahaha...this is so funny! So this is the crazy truth about Humpy-Dumpy! Very, very clever! And you are on a roll- err...:-) Fantastic!

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