Miniature Golf (First Nine)

First Nine Holes of Miniature Golf.

Hole One: Easy, as it goes straight in.
Nothing to it, I'm going to win.

Hole Two: Walking away, with a par.
Hole over shot, the ball went too far.

Hole Three: Feeling great , got an Eagle.
My club slid out of my hand, hit a beagle.

Hole Four: Pretty tough, got myself a bogey.
Celebrated with friends, downed me a hoagie.

Hole Five: My ball fell in a river, floated away.
As I stood there yelling "Have a nice freaking day!"

Hole Six: A new ball in my hand, I continue the game.
Through the lighthouse, with such a perfect aim.

Hole seven: Was a mulligan, straight into the hole.
Got really lucky, bounced off a metal pole.

Hole Eight: Was crazy, the ball disappeared.
Down a bunch of holes, and then just reappeared.

Hole Nine: I aimed, I shot really fast,
After looking at the scores, I came in dead last.

Wanting to win, and not really tired.
We start on the next nine, to win is what I desire.