Toilet Paper War

by JEFF   Feb 28, 2008


A war has broken out on these back terraces,
Everyone has taken arms on their balconys.
Screams bellow out as toilet paper covers areas,
People taking aim with Charmin that they squeeze.

The courtyard covered in a new art of war,
White tissue paper layers the grounds.
Through the sky softness soars,
As people duck and tissue pounds.

For one solid hour this war has raged,
As we watched many opponents fall prey.
No scars, no blood, no one has been caged,
Down to our last roll to end this great day.

The courtyard grounds have been consumed.
Finishing up many pictures are taking.
Right before the rain begins to gloom,
Dissolving yet another wondrous creation.

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  • 16 years ago

    by Wallace

    LOL this was hilarious. I thought it was very creative. Great poem.

  • 16 years ago

    by BurriedFaceDown

    Oh that is funny.
    I like the little twist at the end
    *SheDevil*

  • 16 years ago

    by Meme

    LOL :)

    thats a funny one
    great job on it 5/5