Hey young one from down under,
Are you sane?, I wonder,
You have this crazy way,
In everything you do and say,
Your looks are average at best,
And you don't have a big chest,
But you're still funny and cool,
Even though I think you're a fool,
Stop annoying me, I'm trying to write,
If you don't we're going to fight,
And I'm gonna win like I always do,
Leaving you without a clue,
I'll slap you till your cheeks turn red,
Just so you'll remember what I said,
Then I'll hug you to make you smile,
And potentially even stay for awhile,
But our crazy friendship won't break,
Theres a lot of arguments that it can take,
Because you will forever be my close friend,
And I'll make sure this won't ever end.
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*Slaps you* Damn it Jess, I was trying to write you a poem! It was going to be nice but you
