I hate cleaning the bathroom
let me get trampled by a horse
and i would be the happiest
let me hear the fat lady sing
let me watch a documentary on the history of ancient Rome
let me watch "boo bah" with my baby brother
starve me for a week
eliminate all junk food from the house
i would say goodbye to soda, popcorn, cheese doodles and French fries
oh, you could take the chocolate ice cream
clothe me in a red robe and put me in a cage alone with an angry bull
put me in jail
leave me out naked in a snow storm
and i would happily accept all of that than
clean the dreaded bathroom
