The Beach

Come play with me in sand and surf the water is divine.
Well eat some lunch a grape or two you can have some wine.

The beach is fun, you will see, it has but one small hitch.
For those around who walk the shore dont wear not but a stitch.

A gasp of air is that I hear over the telephone ?
No clothes are worn when on the beach, I guess youll go alone!

I say dont worry, no one cares if you do not join in.
Just sit and smile as all walk by, being naked is not a sin.

Theres oil for the parts of you, shoulders, arms and feet.
Sun block thirty to protect your buttocks and your teat.

As you now know I am not shy the body that God gave me.
I have a tan yes every inch from toes to my pinky.

If comes a day you change your mind and wish a savage glow
Just pack a bag and leave the suit my truck and off well go.