Moonwrecked Ford

So there is intelligent life out here.
Its better than being call a tin Lizzy.
Dave, you already ran out of beer?
Wondering why you were so dizzy.

Did DOS go to sleep on you, again?
He said that you were a virus, Man.
Linux must be giving him hell, then.
DOS is confused; Not just a pretend.

I guess insanity isn't his cup of tea.
Many illegal arguments; Illogically.
DOS is too drunk to drive; Naturally.
HALF, take the wheel; Cautiously.

I am not used to a stick shift, Dave?
At least one of us should behave.
No wonder we are moonwrecked.
But at least we aren't henpecked.

OK, I think that sobered him up.
Put some more coffee in his cup.
Lets go moonwalking some more.
We can find a convenience store.