I Have a Friend

I have a friend I've never met,
a friend who lives a dream.
A friend who doesn't hate me yet,
a friend I haven't seen.

I have a friend who shares my views.
I have a friend who cares.
She shares me snippets from the news.
I share the shares she shares.

I have a friend who thinks I'm cool
and understands my needs.
I have a friend in Liverpool,
and another friend in Leeds.

I have a friend who's loaded.
I have a friend who's broke ...
a friend who's world's exploded.
A friend who's life's a joke.

I have a friend who strings my bow.
I have a friend who slags me.
I have a friend who I might know,
a friend who always tags me.

I have a friend inform me
when he's tired or in the bath.
I have a friend who warns me
when it's time to out loud laugh.

I have a friend who sells me
bargain goods of every kind.
I have a friend who tells me
what it is that's on his mind.

I have a friend I've never met,
a friend I've never seen.
A friend who doesn't hate me yet
so I can live my dream.