The Locker Room

Biceps bulge, pectorals ripple
at the local municipal.
Protein drinks the only tipple.
New tattoo around his nipple.

Spends too much time in the shower,
scrub-a-dubs for half an hour.
Makes the old fat baldy cower,
thinks these muscles give him power.

Cleaning, preening, it's the new way.
Chicks don't like a weakling, do they?
Guy applies his body souffle
to the strains of Michael Buble.

Full length mirror, hair untangle.
Latest product, it's new fangle.
Limbs contort at different angle.
Bollock naked - dingle dangle.

Cublicles? You're off your rocker.
Likes to show what's in his locker.
Pacing, strutting, quite a shocker.
'How d'ya do? You alright, Cocker?'

Banter, sex and kung-fu fighting.
Body blazed with Chinese writing,
shows up well in this bright lighting.
Hetero, metro, what a sighting!

Biceps bulge, pectorals ripple
at the local municipal.
New tattoo around his nipple ...
at the local municipal
at the local municipal.