And so the ball begins to roll

Collaborations all welcome.....

A secret castle lies deep in a shire
where a collusion of poets conspire
To hold an annual PnQ ball
so bring your dancing, laughter
warts 'n' all!

The theme will be medieval attire
your entrance announced by the
evil town crier (me)
Oh, yay, oh yay, come frilly
lilies, ill show you the way
you can trust me to keep
scoundrels at bay.

Pirates and marauders, carefully tread
as the Queen of hearts will 'ave your head
your guts for garters, and that just
for starters.

So a few laws and rule for your guide
there's really one thing, I cannot abide
If you think you can outwit this old gent of wise
I will bring tears of laughter, to those concealed eyes!