Ho Ho Ho

by Mark Rawlins   Dec 14, 2017

It’s Christmas Jumper Day today,
down at the Department of Dross.
There’s mistletoe on Santa’s sleigh
and a chance to snog the boss.
There’s tinsel round computer screens
and filing cabinet drawer.
There’s cards exchanged with festive scenes
so that work won’t seem a chore.
On Jumper Day, forget the rules,
’cause the office will get colder.
For lunch we’ll munch on stuffing balls
to the sound of Noddy Holder.
It’s the highlight of our work year,
so pray that they don’t sack us.
Don’t have to be mad to work here,
but we must be Christmas crackers.


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  • 2 years ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Hahaha ... this is bloomin brilliant Mark ... I'm really giggling :-)
    "Department of dross" ... too funny! :-) x

  • 2 years ago

    by Dagmar Wilson

    Put a smile on my face

  • 2 years ago

    by Michael

    wonderful Christmas cracker, made me smile a lot
    Well done
    Michael :)

  • 2 years ago

    by Em

    Absolutely loved this humorous piece

  • 2 years ago

    by Robert Long

    i agree with mossgirl. I'm in complete awe at how well you write. keep it up

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