A Crab in my Sandwich

by Milly Hayward   Feb 28, 2019


There's a crab sat in my sandwich
or so my dear husband said
its made itself a buttered niche
in the middle of the bread

I sneaked a silent stealthy peak
at the sandwich corner edge
and saw right there the little freak
sat inside my crusty wedge

He stared at me with nervous smile
I fell straight back in the chair
that crabs got nerves, a twisted style
sat smiling without a care

So what's your game? I asked the beast
you should now be mashed and dead
instead you sit inside your shell
in the middle of my bread

He sat there comfy in his nook
looked at me but never spoke
my husband laughed loud at my look
because it was only just a joke

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  • 3 months ago

    by Milly Hayward

    Thank you glad you liked it. I have been trying my hand at humour so its nice to hear that its making people laugh:) xx

  • 3 months ago

    by Imperfection

    It made me laugh out loud thanks for sharing

  • 4 months ago

    by Zia Mikaela

    This is so cute! This brightened up my day!

  • 5 months ago

    by Dagmar Wilson

    I have to say it put a huge smile on my fave and I love your sense of humor. Hugs to you Milly

    • 5 months ago

      by Milly Hayward

      Thanks Dagmar, glad to make you smile :) much love Milly x

  • 5 months ago

    by Star

    I may be the first to say this, but only reading the title made me feel hungry!!! This also made me feel good, please always share this type of poetry :)

    • 5 months ago

      by Milly Hayward

      Thanks Star. Glad it made you smile :)

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