For The Mad Cat Lady (about cats)

It's not that I dislike them
For I think they're kinda pretty
But they a sulky little buggers
They are sly and are quick witted

One second they will purr
They will rub against your legs
Then scratch a chunk out of your skin
So I guess the question beggs?

I own two stupid dogs
They are as loyal as loyal can be
But if I had a cat a question I would ask
At what point does it own me?

A love of dogs and wolves
Is a very British thing
We've nurtured this existance
And achieved amazing things

The ancient Egyptians had a thing for cats
They were revered since God knows when
But a love of cats did cause some facts
And look what happened to them.

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I actually like cats was just something I wanted to play with.