For The Mad Cat Lady (about cats)

by CJ Maleney   May 29, 2021

It's not that I dislike them
For I think they're kinda pretty
But they a sulky little buggers
They are sly and are quick witted

One second they will purr
They will rub against your legs
Then scratch a chunk out of your skin
So I guess the question beggs?

I own two stupid dogs
They are as loyal as loyal can be
But if I had a cat a question I would ask
At what point does it own me?

A love of dogs and wolves
Is a very British thing
We've nurtured this existance
And achieved amazing things

The ancient Egyptians had a thing for cats
They were revered since God knows when
But a love of cats did cause some facts
And look what happened to them.


I actually like cats was just something I wanted to play with.


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  • 1 week ago

    by CJ Maleney

    I'm conning round to cats. But I'd have have one of those really big buggers. Forget what they are called though.

  • 1 month ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Ah Craig ... how many times have we had this debate? Cats worry you because they won't obey you and you do so dislike defiance! Lol
    Sorry I only just saw this, it's awesome :-) xx