Who Stole My Piece Of Chicken?!

Who Stole My Piece Of Chicken?!
By Mark Spencer

I fried up a platter of chicken,
And served it fer supper last night.
The family ate all but one piece,
Which I saved for my snack tonight.

When I got to the fridge, it was empty,
What in the hell is going on?!
There's an empty carton of milk!
But my piece of chicken is gone!!

Now, who stole my piece of chicken?!
Someone's got some 'splainin' to do!
Don't move till I get some answers!
I think there's a thief among you!

I wanna see everyone's teeth!
Mama take yours out of the jar!
And Owen, for you I mean tooth.
This time, someone's gone too far!

Last time I checked, this was my house!!
Owen, sit your chunky ass down!!!!
That was MY damn piece of chicken!!
Now somebody's running to town!

I been craving chicken all day!
Get your guilty butt out the door!!
Then head on down to the Coronal,
And get me a bucket of four!

And Owen, don't forget the biscuits!
Or your butt, I will be kickin'.
I hope you're learning your lesson!
Don't mess with a man's piece of chicken!!!

End.