And Ode to My TP

My TP....
your so damn soft
you make sure
my bum is never raw

you comfort me
at my most embarrassing times
when it just won't come out,
and theres a VERY long line

I know it stinks to high hell,
but you stay by my side.
To make sure my bum is well
and I don't leave tracks after the ride.

So....My TP....
this is my ode to thee
whether it be the triple layer quilted angel soft,
or the rough stuff from the dollar shop,
I'm just letting you know....
YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!!