Why do girls like shopping?!?!

I hate buying clothes
Can't see how girls love it
Shopping ain't my style
So i try to shove it

Girls take forever
I'm as quick as can be
Hate it or love it
Shopping just ain't me

I remember when
The town we went
Lil Kez was buying shoes
Or so she was meant
Anyway she tried on
Many, many shoes
Ages she took
But hope, she did not lose
Flip-side when i got some trainers
And they didn't have my size
I just gave up
And i ain't telling lies

On to the next story
I had to buy a suit
Wanted the first one
To get back to the route
You know out of the shop
Away from the place
I showed no enthusiasm
Just a bored face

But thats just me
And thats how i think
I ain't a girl
Although my hair is pink*

*according to my mate Leigh