When Peter Met Stacey

(True story of an ugly,smelly man at work who was going to be married to this 'beautiful' woman.
Nobody could believe they were to be married.
This is my idea on how they got together)

There was a man called Peter
Who one day got quite a feeling
When he saw a girl walk down the street
He thought was quite appealing

So he sprayed on Lynx and caught her eye
Then gave a little wave
As he walked up to her, knocked her out
And dragged her to his cave

Settled in he got her working
Making dinner, feeding him
This just isn\'t any way to live
You\'d think her life was grim

Bur she really, really loves it
Makes him double chocolate sundaes
And she\'ll brush his teeth and shave him
Even cleans his skid-marked undies

Now she feels life cant get better
So she rings Mum, Dad and friends
\"Come and meet my lovely fella
Hope our love just never ends\"

Now dad hates the fact they\'re married
\"Folk will think it\'s been arranged!
You\'re a woman of such beauty
With a man who\'s so deranged\"

Then her friends pipe up, \"Why\'d you choose this man?
You\'ve just made a Class A blunder
But then what d\'you expect from a woman
Who\'s a female Stevie Wonder\"?