Peter the Heater

by Elapsed   Aug 15, 2007


Cold over there?
sit in that chair.

Let me keep you warm,
out of that terrible storm.

Don't come to near,
some really have a fear.

Master thinks I'm old,
to much mold.

Not true,
well used!

Way to noisy,
Ha! I'm beauty

I see him run,
bare bum.

Use my clicker,
say hello to Peter.

You're friendly room heater.

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  • 18 years ago

    by Beauty In The Breaking

    Hehehe That was so funny and cute xD Another fantastic poem ^_^ This world needs more lighthearted things in it lols 5/5
    Rhea

  • 18 years ago

    by Jennycartoke

    Well, when I was reading the beginning of this poem, to be honest, I was like =| What the hell is this?
    But then by the end I was laughing my ass off. :P
    Good job!
    ,'Jenny

  • 18 years ago

    by Ingrid

    Glad to see you have a funny side to you as well!

    5/5 Ingrid

  • 18 years ago

    by Cindy

    This is really funny.......LMAO

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