Heartaches and headaches have taken their toll
The pain has made it to my very soul...

Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...

Marrissa Mabee, tall and delightfully slender
Genuine credit to her fine feminine gender...

All of us in the human race
Compete at an ungodly pace...

When thou dost write, write of everything.
In his vocation Shakespeare was a king...

I don’t’ think I have a mind
There are no answers to find...

Oh Jerusalem your earth will shake
Some of us believe for heaven's sake...

From the top of my head
To the bottom of my heart...

One hundred percent of the time
When I try to write a rhyme...

I do not know too much about that crazy war
Or what those old crazy people are fighting for...

He thought she was home alone
Until she called him on the phone...

Ten thousand bells one thousand chimes
One thousand dollars ten thousand dimes...