He thought she was home alone
Until she called him on the phone...

Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...

Some seek the knowledge of evil's root
Still others say that the point is mute...

Evolution comes with an editor
Everything must have a predator...

I am trying truly dieing
To my past there's no denying...

The old mare would lollop back to the gate
As if to say to me I cannot wait...

One hundred percent of the time
When I try to write a rhyme...

Of all the blunders that could transpire
None more deadly than friendly fire...

All of us in the human race
Compete at an ungodly pace...

It is what is pleasing
To immortal senses...

You got an annoying monkey on your back
There is a loose noose around your neck...

From the top of my head
To the bottom of my heart...