Ive never sighted an UFO
they remain "out of this world" in my...

I bumped into my friend the other day
didnt know just what to say...

Of all the things in life that matter to me
some of my favorites come with batteries...

The sign in the window
"signs made while U wait&quot...

Let me tell you something thats for the birds
a useless silent letter attached to my words...

The reason this bear cant get his honey
is because he has no cave and he has no money...

I realize enquiring minds want to know
But Im under the radar on the down low...

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

Young old Prostitutes with jack o lantern teeth
the one with the nice smile tells me she can take...

When it comes to snow I am not pleased
I really dont like to stand and freeze...

It is a fact I was so suspicious and jealous
whatever they think goes on in the neighborhood...

There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...