You're the salt and I'm the pepper,
I'm the ying and you're the yang...

The other me can play guitar.
He's talented and funny...

Dear Sir, (or is it Madam?),
You don't know me from Charlie Adam...

The sad stranger
who stands still and tall...

'He is quite a catch,' she thought,
as they stepped out on the court...

Face lift from Croydon,
a loud mouth that annoyed ‘em...

I wrote this following reports that police in...
In the shadow of the castle...

When mother land she needs me,
my mother land she feeds me...

I went to see the Doctor, and to her I have...
that at ten o' clock each evening I get terribly...

It's a bumper box of Belgian chocs.
It's a bowl of wholesome pasta...

Red carpet's down in Tinsel Town
with camera flash and glitz...

That’s all folks, it’s no illusion.
Money talks, that’s your solution...