wish game.

ok there used to be a wish game, but i don't know what happenned to it.
so here's how you play...
i say a wish and TPBM grants it, but something goes terribly wrong. the that person makes a wish!!

ex. me:i wish i was taller
TPBM:granted, but now, you're so tall that you're out of the atmosphere and you suffocate.

and then they would make a wish and it goes on and on and on!!!

sooo, here we go.

i wish i had more cute t-shirts.

Granted but you spill milk on em ...sorry

i wish school's didn't exist :(

granted.. but now everybody are thick and the whole world has come to a complete standstill..

I wish I had some fizzy pop

granted,, BUUUUUT the pressure builds up in your stomach and you explode.

I wish it was snowing.

granted but it snoows to much and you get snowed in!!

I wish i was skinny!!

I wish i had more nice jackets

Granted but they all get ruined at the dry cleaners!

I wish I had a plantinum "D" award!

granted but someone will it fall down.

I wish I had a cat

DONE! but she is a dwarf cat and instead of her catching mice, mice caught HER and squirreled her away under the floorboards beneath your couch.

i wish my camera worked

Granted but someone takes a picture of you naked and post it all over school!!!!

I wish my mom loved me like she loves meaghen!

granted... but she becomes extremely clingy and wants to be involved in everything you do!

I wish I was beautiful!

You're suddenly made absolutly stunning! But then you caught this horrible disease that made green boils come up all over your body....

I wish that I didn't have to work saturday nights so i could go out with my friends...

Granted. But now all your friends are busy on saturday nights.

I wish i didn't have extremely sore muscles at the moment..

done, but now they randomly over-do every motion you make. a good pat on the back from you hurts like hell, and you kill people with your hugs cos you squeeze too tight.

i wish i knew who i was

granted, but you find out that you killed an entire population by boring them to death...lol

I wish I could have my cast removed off my foot.

Granted, but when you stood up, your bone bent at a 90 degree angle and now your family calls you "Bently"

i wish the people we loved, loved us back

granted but thene everyone loves everyone and we all turn into hippies...

i wish that everyone knew everything... o0o hard wish

granted but now everybody dies of boredom, cos there's nothing to talk about

I wish my friend wasn't upset right now

granted.... can't think of anything mean lol! =)

I wish ppl would tell you how they felt!

granted...but this world would be filled with even more hate then there is now...

umm...TPBM is very bored of reading my stupid remarks...but will have to live with it and because i was kidding about granting that last wish so umm...u r now not allowed to say how u feel about my stupidity:P

how about ignorance... lol hehe

Ignorance Granted.. for you.. but you become lonely and sad.. :P end up yourself.

I wish I could go to the states. :P

granted but You have a return flight, and don't actually get off the plane before it turns round and takes ya home :P

I wish my feet and hands weren't so cold

Granted but your feet and hands get so hot they burn off!

I wish I loved pizza

Granted, but now it's all You eat and ya face looks like it's turned into a pizza :P

I wish I wasn't cold

Granted; but now you are too warm, so you step out side for some air, and the wind blows you away :S .....

I wish that i didnt need to get up to go to the toilet :S

LOL

i wish the world will be different

granted but the teacher doesn't believe your story

I wish I could hit 200 poems!!

granted, but nobody likes them, sorry.

I wish I had a cookie.

i wish that me&Mike(boyfriend) will be together forever....

granted but now you're superglued stuck together and can't have any time for yourself.

Will grant Parkers too but the cookie is mouldy

I wish breaking up didn't hurt so much :[

wish granted but you never have a bf again.

I wish i was rich

woohoooo happy with my downside hehe

wish granted but You can't spend any of it because the money was all stolen and marked

I wish I wasn't bored

haha donna.... I guess she doesn't know ya... lol =)

Granted but you were so busy you wished you were bored again

I wish that fools didn't fall in love.

Haha he get jealous, but that he has you! and your b/f breaks up and goes out with him

I wish my locker was by my friends

Granted but now one of your friends open their locker so excitedly that they knock you out with the door of theirs

I wish I was in bed

granted but ypur mum and dad die in a car crash

i wish i had courage

granted but everyone sees you as a show off instead

i wish i could go on a vacation so I wouldn't have to go to school

granted but then you fail because you missed all of school...lol =P

I wish that for once, thinks would go my way..