100 things to piss your parents off!

Mum:Why is that room smelling so bad?
You:Because my bf and i smoked after making love yesterday when you were on shopping
Mum:*shocked and angry*

lol
Hope that fits :)

DAD: Have you cleaned your room yet?
Me: Yeah.
DAD: Then why is the bed all messed up?
DAD: He chained me to the bed.....shall I continue?

Mom: Eat your vegetables.
Me: ew. no.
Mom: eat your vegetables.
Me: they're nasty.
Mom: Just eat them.
Me: NO NO NO, I WONT I WONT EAT THEM, STOP ASKING ME TO, I WON'T I WON'T, I JUST WON'T
I NEVER WILL SO DONT MAKE ME!!!!!!!!
Mom: O.O..........
Mom: -__-"

me: mum i hope you don't mind but i used your credit card yesterday

mum: what!!! what did you use it for

me: well i didn't have any money and i needed to get you something for your birthday

mum: well i suppose that's ok what did you get me

me: well you no how you always say "what i want for my birthday is a big red ferrari in the drive way"

mum: haha yeh only problem is...it would send us bankrupt. you know it was only a joke right

me:oh really well you better not look in the driveway then

mum: F$#! i'm going to kill youuuuuuuuu

Crash their new car into the garage on the first day that you have your permit!

HAHA.
yeah,that would REALLY piss them off.

Place a little bags of sea salt scattered in obscure (but places that will be noticed) around the house. this will scare them because it will look cocaine. hehehehehe. but then have them taste it and they'll realize.

Tell them they're right.

^ oh puhleeze that doesnt piss them off. confuses the hell out of them, but they enjoy that.

Walk around singing off key.

Get one of your guy friends to call your house several times a day, but make sure nobody answers the phone. Then, get your friend to leave messages on the answering machine that make it seem like you're either a)in the mafia[this only works if your italian, since the mafia is all italian people], b)a drug dealer, or c)are in some other type of gang and accidently shot somebody.

Walk around your house singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over in all different voices (high voice, low voice, opera voice ect.) .. i did that to my parents when i was younger and they got soo maddd haha

If a son and a mother were on each other's nerves and eating dinner.

Mom: so... what do you plan on doing this weekend?

Son: well, I actually plan on buying some crack and a hooker to have unprotected sex with for the whole weekend.

Mom: I hope you're joking and wear a condom

Son: Mother come on, give me some credibility. I'll pull out.

Mother: Good, I couldn't stand the thought of YOU having responsibility of another live. *scoffs*

Son: (charasmaticly) Well, looking at your great parental record, I think I'll be a great parent.

Mother: Lets just hope that your "child" won't find out that daddy is a irresponsible idiot.

Son: And I hope the kid doesn't find out that grandma 's a bitch....

Mother: ....

I didn't do this to my mother by the way, but to someone else who is a teen mother.

Mom:Why are you in such a bad mood, get out of it, and look happy.

Kid:Yeah that's nice, good idea.

Always answer a question with a question. . .

Or repeatedly ask "why?" in the longest drawn out whiny voice you can muster. . .

OK i got the why thing from like a 5 yr old kid down my road. . . but its just so god damned annoying

Why why why why why why
why do you have to be so rude we were only having fun
why dont you like fun
why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why........

Most likely your not aloud to tell your parents to "shut up" so instead of saying that just say "drop it" and walk away. it ticks 'em off yet they can't realy punish you for it. :) oh and telling your mom that the food she spent an hour making sucks. cruel but an easy way to get yourself grounded.

HAHAHAHAHAHA lol this is soofunny

[Mum] Why dont you clean your room out today?
[Daughter] And why should I do that?
[Mum] Because it is a mess.
[Daughter] My room! My mess!
[Mum] But its making the house look untidy.
[Daughter] If you are that bothered clean it yourself!
[Mum] *Storms out of the room*
[Daughter] Thats what i thought.

^^haha i think that i've done that b4

haha

^^haha i think that i've done that b4

haha

I have too. but very harsh.

David

Have sex and leave a stain on their bed...ewwwwww

And kristen that was HILARIOUS...although terribly mean...quite funny

Yeah...i meant or th one above kristens...although that is a really good comeback!!! haha

Tell your mom you are pregnant with her boyfriends son and want to keep it

While your mom's in the shower, sneak in and throw the cat over the curtain (perfurably a glass door shower) and record the sounds from outside the door and post them on youtube.com

Mom: WHAT are you wearing?
Me: Clothes
Mom: Go up and change
Me: But you gave it to me
Mom: *Surprised* I did?
Me: Yes... (I just changed it a "little")

Lol all of theses are really funny

Walk around twon with your mom and then all of a sudden jump to the ground and bonxe all around and randomly wave at people while you do it. . .that way you get them sooo embarssed like they done to you so many times. . .(i do this in the car to my mom all the time but she just laughs it off now x)

Hehe, thats brilliant

*mother talking to her daughter (about 13 or 14)*

mom- i think its time to teach u about the birds and the bees...u see when a guy love a girl they...
daughter- start having sex. he goes in and out in and out. then she rubs her hands all over his body then slowly moves downward. do u want me to tell u more?
mom- *angry face* how do u know that??????
daughter- experience
*mom passes out*

Mother: Esham, will you pick up the dishes?

Esham: You know what? NO. Becuase you're too DARN FAT to do things yourself. You FAT, FAT mother of mine!

Mother: Erm. Please?

Esham: Yeah sure, why not?

*That tends to get her a little paranoid. Although she has a remarkable figure for a mother of four growing girls :)*

When my mom asks me about anything...or something..i say i dont know....i do this almost everytime she ask me...and it usually piss her off...

but today...she pissed me off..i hate her!!!

Lol, this always pisses my parents off, I know its pretty stupid but it's funny!

"Father: Do you know who made that?
YOu: Someone gay
Father: Do you know their names?
YOu: Gay and Gayer
Father: DO you know why they made it?
You: Because they're gay"

This went on for 30 mins, with me answering something about gay it was really funny!

Argue with them about the stupidest things defend your side even if they are right haha i did that but i got smacked after

Just becuz i think its one of the funniest fights an old friend got into with their parents. full of cussing, so i'm gunna be a good girl, and not saying exactly what they said...

mom- you son of a biotch!
kid- well, what does that make you, jack@$$!!

I'm sorry, but I found this hilarious when he told me. I was like smooth.

Well, anywy, nice stuff.

Child:mommy can i get a hug
mom:get lost
child how can i get lost in my own house
mom:grrrr oh shut up
child:hahahaha
mother:shut it will you
child:it's ok mommy i love you
mother:w/e
child:i win

My friend emailed me a few.

Try to climb walls
Try to swim on the floor
Yell Liar after everything they say (that one got me in trouble)
repeat all the words in a movie

Heres one that my firend told me

When your mom is lecturing you stare at her chin in the order of following expretions

1confused
2disgusted
3kind of like ooooooh...I get it
4shocked

or something like that I dont really remember.
Anyway its supposed to make her lose her train of thought or something.

Parent: Hey Buttercup, how about we shoot some hoops out back for a little while?

Teen girl: Can't. I think I hurt my wrist yesterday.

Parent: How did that even happen?

Teen girl: He had trouble getting the handcuff off.