Funny poems

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  • New washing machine (1) 1

    by mistake

    Wash me of my sins,
    Clammy proofs I existed today...

  • Imagine if you were a shoe
    How do you think that you would do...

  • Buggs!

    by Mary Muncy

    Buggs , everyone needs a Buggs! Friends, everyone...

  • Mythological Madness

    by cassie hughes

    It’s not my fault that the unicorn lied
    Or the hippogriff hid all my clothes...

  • Life sentence 2

    by Skyfire

    Today
    I'm feeling itchy...

  • A Poem I Wish to Find

    by Oscar Auliq-Ice

    In the depths of my mind,
    A poem I wish to find...

  • Do Gnomes Conspire? (1) 1

    by cassie hughes

    Does a gnome in the garden
    keep fishing at night...

  • Racoon 1

    by El_Mabini

    I think I am a racoon.
    I say good morning...

  • One of Those Days (1) 2

    by Walter

    I'm running late
    I need to go...

  • Crazy, owww No

    by Paul Stotts

    I ask myself, "self, have I lost my mind."
    My mind says "well you haven't lost it yet...

  • Rate me, oh please do rate me
    Five stars or more if you please...

  • Flat Bread

    by Dino Dhamphyr

    Flat bread, oh how we love you
    So versatile, so fun to chew...