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  • My Car's Rage (4) 2


    My car is angry at me, a sudden burst from the...

  • Size matters (32) 16

    by Brenda

    Ok, so size matters-
    Anyone that says different...

  • Talk the talk

    by Jamparnell

    This has been a long time since.
    A long time coming like the end of this sentence...

  • Snaccident! (29) 13 HM

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Stop! Put them back!
    Step away from the biscuits...

  • Toyed With (4) 3

    by Paul Hirst

    Laying here alone in your bed all sorts of...
    Abandoned now yet last night gladly you squeezed...

  • No Go (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    My God haunts, all the heretics,
    Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

  • Berlin 1945

    by Donbukana

    Wild galloping horse
    Berlin nineteen forty-five...

  • Desert

    by Donbukana

    Desert Sweltering
    Birds on flaming wing tips fly...

  • People are like books.
    Some are big, some are small...

  • Food (2) 2

    by Loco4Loco

    Food is good
    Food is great...

  • Bad Habits Die Hard (3) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    We all have our
    Bad habits that we...

  • eating more than words 1

    by The Lone Ranger

    the gingerbread man
    frowned as, swipe, the net came down...