Funny poems

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  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Cats and Crumbs

    by Good Enough

    In the quiet hum of the evening,
    after the movie credits rolled...

  • A Simp Seed

    by Timothy

    Why did I lose my place?
    Shucked from my swaddling cloth...

  • My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
    Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...

  • The game of golf it must be said.
    Should not be played, while your in bed...

  • I am Gee with OCD 2 WIN

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    They say I’ve got an OCD
    But really, folks, I’m just so me...

  • my rizz

    by Satsuki

    I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
    No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...

  • Froggy friends frolic freely,
    frolicking frogs fly fast and free...

  • The Jogger

    by Danny

    Up in the morning, before crack of dawn.
    Limbering up on, next doors front lawn...

  • Round, round, round it goes.
    Where it ends, nobody knows...

  • I'm thinking about divorce,
    I'm considering a discourse...

  • Dinsdale MacKillacoppy to poets, no doubt.
    Is one hell of a name to bandy about...