Funny Quotes

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  • You Dear Lady.
    Are easier then
    the first level
    Of Mario

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  • When I heard that kings and queens were allowed to keep lovers I stopped addressing my wife "my queen".

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  • What's the problem with being a tree-hugger? Why shouldn't we hug trees? After all, they do give us life. If we can hug our mothers for doing so, then why not show the same appreciation for trees?

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  • I am a dragon with butterfly wings it takes a little momentum to get me off the ground.

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  • You know I just love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day.

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  • K9, waiting for input...

    When you boil it down,
    No matter your intellect:

    "Biscuit, please, master"

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  • "We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people".

    - Some meme

    by Maher
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  • If I cannot say it tongue in cheek
    I have the wrong audience.

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  • If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh

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  • I thought we were on the same page...until I realized we weren't even in the same book....

    by kjforce
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