Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they say.
The laws have been passed for our marriage bonds.
I have no contempt for the rules, or legal blondes.
I won't ask and none you people have to tell
If you think the government has us under their spell
Must we refudiate the right to scream "drill baby drill"
While we pass around the buck after a major oil spill?
Yo mama's so fat that when she farts Albert Gore
Declares a global warming emergency and more.
We're still searching for yo mama Bin Ladin you know.
Yo daddy is our best friend. but you are our foe.
The environment is not fit for men nor ducks
But we still owe China and others over a million bucks
Emily Litella was fired about the time Glenn was hired
You don't have to do a moon walk to be admired
The peasants are revolting while politicians cast blame.
It's enough to make Martin Luther want to take back his name
None of us seem to get along, and we agree it is a crying shame.
But you have got to be politically correct to stay in this game.
We elect our government officials and then we reject,
The will of the people and it is now politically correct.
It is enough to make school teachers want to strike
Political bias ,capitalism, and the right wing alike.
Lol, this is hilarious and all true. If only the rest of the U.S. could see this. It's so crazy how so many are dependent on the government. I like your approach to the situation. Humorous, a needed element when people are taking these things too seriously. Wonderful write! 5/5 :) Thanks for sharing! ^_^
This is way more than funny, i still remember 1st time i got to read it how you cracked the hell out of me LOL... for the contest :D and I was wondering why didnt u get to have the highest rates.. yaaa!!
Howeveeerr you are going to do me a bigg favor regarding this poem :)...
read your pms XD
This was really funny. I don't think I've read a poem like this before. That was funny but aslso spoke the truth. There were some parts that were choppy do to trying to get the words to rhyme but other than that it was a really good piece. Thanks for sharing your ideas with us. A lot more people need to read this.. -Nik