Cattery Shenanigans (a poetic challenge set by Michael)

by Kitty Cat Lady   Sep 16, 2017


Oh sweet little Pussykins
Come sit upon my knee
I'll give you all the love mum can't
While she suns in Italy

We'll while away the hours
You can dribble while I groom
And then I'll get the toy box out
Watch you prance around the room

Mum said to take this tablet Bob
Every day at about eight
So if you wouldn't mind just opening wide
We don't want to be late

You are not meant to spit it out
And the bite there was just rude
Maybe we'll try a different tack
Let's just mix it in your food

Now Milo here, he has the squits
It really smells quite foul
And Daisy, well now she's on heat
She's wailing, on the prowl

Mr Benny likes his food served warm
Then throws it straight back up
These kitty cats sure make a mess
Just call me Mrs Muck!

Little Meg here she's a baby
She likes to climb up me
Her claws, ouch ... they're just so sharp
If only she'd use the cat tree!

My Alfie-Poo is going home
I'll admit to a little tear
He's been here now for two whole months
And my love for him is dear

Now sit still for your photo Meg
Your mummy wants a pic
She's missing you from hot Peru
This treat will do the trick

I'll tell you one thing that's for sure
Fluff and poo don't mix
Scissors, baby wipes and a  brush
I've had practice, this I can fix

And what would sir like for his dinner?
A little salmon or maybe chicken?
Nothing here is too much trouble
I'll bring it, you get stuck in

And so another long day ends
A few more scratches, not with malice
Kitties warm and loved and fed
On their holidays at Pussy Palace.

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  • 1 month ago

    by CJ Maleney

    This is ace and it made me giggle.

    You still won't convince me cats ain't evil though.

    Smiles

    Craig x

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Glad to have made you giggle Craig :-) x
      =^.^=

  • 1 month ago

    by Brenda

    Miss Kitty, what a sweet write about your kitties you take care of. Through your words I feel as if they are all my friends too. Well done-

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Thanks Brenda ... fantastic that it's made you feel you know them :-) x
      =^.^=

  • 1 month ago

    by Lucifer

    To be honest, it's not an easy task what you have done.
    Thinking names, then their characters, I can't even think of it, but you did it with perfection.

    Hats off to you!

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Aw thanks Lucifer ... it was really fun to write x
      =^.^=

  • 1 month ago

    by Mark

    XD a day in the life of KitKat!! Well written, really, your rhyming is a talent

  • 1 month ago

    by mossgirl19

    Kitty... you absolutely killed it! Fun stuff, I enjoyed it very much! I don't like cats but now I seem to, haha. And my, your rhyming here was flawless. Fantastic!!!

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Oh Mel, you know you love them really ;-)
      Thanks so much for your lovely comments x
      =^.^=

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