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by Kitty Cat Lady Sep 16, 2017
Fun, humor /
Oh sweet little Pussykins
Come sit upon my knee
I'll give you all the love mum can't
While she suns in Italy
We'll while away the hours
You can dribble while I groom
And then I'll get the toy box out
Watch you prance around the room
Mum said to take this tablet Bob
Every day at about eight
So if you wouldn't mind just opening wide
We don't want to be late
You are not meant to spit it out
And the bite there was just rude
Maybe we'll try a different tack
Let's just mix it in your food
Now Milo here, he has the squits
It really smells quite foul
And Daisy, well now she's on heat
She's wailing, on the prowl
Mr Benny likes his food served warm
Then throws it straight back up
These kitty cats sure make a mess
Just call me Mrs Muck!
Little Meg here she's a baby
She likes to climb up me
Her claws, ouch ... they're just so sharp
If only she'd use the cat tree!
My Alfie-Poo is going home
I'll admit to a little tear
He's been here now for two whole months
And my love for him is dear
Now sit still for your photo Meg
Your mummy wants a pic
She's missing you from hot Peru
This treat will do the trick
I'll tell you one thing that's for sure
Fluff and poo don't mix
Scissors, baby wipes and a brush
I've had practice, this I can fix
And what would sir like for his dinner?
A little salmon or maybe chicken?
Nothing here is too much trouble
I'll bring it, you get stuck in
And so another long day ends
A few more scratches, not with malice
Kitties warm and loved and fed
On their holidays at Pussy Palace.
by CJ Maleney
This is ace and it made me giggle.
You still won't convince me cats ain't evil though.
by Kitty Cat Lady
Glad to have made you giggle Craig :-) x
Miss Kitty, what a sweet write about your kitties you take care of. Through your words I feel as if they are all my friends too. Well done-
Thanks Brenda ... fantastic that it's made you feel you know them :-) x
To be honest, it's not an easy task what you have done.
Thinking names, then their characters, I can't even think of it, but you did it with perfection.
Hats off to you!
Aw thanks Lucifer ... it was really fun to write x
XD a day in the life of KitKat!! Well written, really, your rhyming is a talent
Aw shucks! Thanks Mark x
Kitty... you absolutely killed it! Fun stuff, I enjoyed it very much! I don't like cats but now I seem to, haha. And my, your rhyming here was flawless. Fantastic!!!
Oh Mel, you know you love them really ;-)
Thanks so much for your lovely comments x
by Ben Pickard