My Christmas Card

by Hellon   Dec 18, 2012


To friends we miss, lets take the piss
and pretend that we do care
they're in our hearts, these boring farts
so we'll send a Christmas prayer...

"We hope this festive season
you get all your heart desires
the plasma screen and X-box
and, of course, that deep fat fryer.

Christmas comes but once a year
and so does this here card
but don't expect a present
fo times have been so hard.

To friends we miss, have a Merry Chris
but let's make one thing clear
We're pink lint, that means we're skint
so can we tap you this New Year?".

@Hellon 18th December 2012

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  • 11 years ago

    by Michael D Nalley

    This is really funny LMOA

  • 11 years ago

    by Tara Kay

    Hellon, this made me smile...It's quirky, and honest, really intriguing and tells a message, not to mention its humorous and just brought a huge smile to my face.

    Lovely little piece here.
    x

  • 11 years ago

    by Amreen

    This is a funny yet sweet poem. It speaks the anticipations we have from festivals and the joy that follows:)
    Cool write^^

  • 11 years ago

    by Maple Tree

    This is the best Holiday card Ive read in a while!! giggles... I needed to giggle tonight Hellon... that was marvelous!!!

  • 11 years ago

    by Liz

    Haha I would love this on a Christmas card xD

    "We hope this festive season
    you get all your heart desires
    the plasma screen and X-box
    and, of course, that deep fat fryer."

    I need a new xbox and TV, I'll pass on the fryer though. :P

    This poem is awesome. Fun to read!

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