"Just Relax"

by CJ Maleney   Mar 8, 2017


"Just relax" is what he said,
But it's easier said than done.
For I know what's going to happen
And what I've got to come

If I had to make a choice
I would rather choose a gun
Because nothing can prepare you
For a camera up the bum

It really is a tiny thing
I'll admit that this is true
But it felt like he inserted
The cast and bloody crew.

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  • 7 years ago

    by Ren

    Oh my gosh...this definitely made me smile and laugh!
    Although I've never been on the receiving end of this test...I've taken care of patients who have, and always felt so bad...
    ...and well...you describe everything just perfectly! lol. Well done!

    • 7 years ago

      by CJ Maleney

      If you've ever seen alien, it felt like that scene where it bursts out of his stomach lol

  • 7 years ago

    by Em

    I am sorry to say this had me laughing and I'm truly sorry if it wasn't your intention but I have been here and had the camera down the throat too and my goodness your explanation (might I add with fantastic unforced rhyme) was perfect.

    Nominated, good luck and take care. Em

    • 7 years ago

      by CJ Maleney

      All I wanted to do with this was raise a smile. Job done.

      Sometimes ya gotta laugh at stuff. It's the best way to deal with stuff

      Glad you enjoyed my suffering. Giggles to oneself.

      Craig

  • 7 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    I hope my discomfort and indignity gives someone a giggle.

    Ps I'm fine, if traumatised lol

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