Twisted nursery rhymes #3

Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great big.,

!Fall from Grace!

For he could walk and he could talk,
But just an egg you see.
But he sat his ass upon that wall
And watched the world with glee.

For when jack and Jill went up that Hill
They did not go for water
The thing they filled upon that Hill
Brought them forth a daughter.

And let us not get started on that woman.
The one who's known as Muffet
She was not eating curds and whey
She was playing with her...

Tuff

Justice was handed out
By those horses and those men,
The ones held loyal to the king,
Who just loved scrambled egg.