Listen to your mother

This is a good lesson you see,
for this is what my mother told me.
Don't eat those chips
or they will go to your hips.

BBQ, salt and vinegar, ruffled chips O my!
The main ingredients for an unhealthey way to die.
Every 13 chips is 150 calories,
just shoot me now, please.

I did not know love handles were now desirable,
to fit into your size 5 pants would be a miracle.
You laugh now but you won't be later,
once you hit menopause your weight will be greater.

You should have listened to your mother,
now your eating one thing after another.
That's right bite into that chip,
it's not my problem if your pants don't zip.