Advice for Cinderella

by jencam   May 25, 2005


Cinderella, you know I'm your best friend
& I'm here to calm your fears
who else to give you dating advice
than someone who was married for almost a year
Be sure to wear your hair up
it draws attention to your face
but don't wear that miniskirt,
the ball is not that kind of place
when applying your makeup
remember less is more,
but don't wear so little
or he'll think you're a total bore
now, when the prince enters the ball,
the other girls will mob him i think
do not get involved with the cat fighting
instead send him over a drink.
I need for you to remember something
before you attempt some new dance moves
you are actually a pretty bad dancer
and you'll be wearing fragile glass shoes
smile at the prince a lot
bat your eyes often but be coy
don't come across as being too easy
and girlfriend you will OWN this boy
all this advice may help a little
but it's your inner beauty that will shine through
trust me, I know I'll be repeating these words
on the day you exchange "i do's"
You'll live a life of happily ever after
it'll be a fantatic journey
and if by chance it doesn't work out,
i'll give you the number to my divorce attorney

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  • 16 years ago

    by Feline Fatigue

    haha, awsome!

  • 16 years ago

    by cowgirlstar26

    LOL that's great

  • 16 years ago

    by abcede

    omg, that is soooo cute and so original! man, i wish i got ideas like those!!!
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    great job!
    love always,
    abcede

  • 16 years ago

    by undying blusher

    haha...I love the ending...Very creative...great work here!

    xxx

  • 16 years ago

    by Just Lucy

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