Possession Is The Spirit Of The Law

The was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
Then one day she met this old man who lived in another shoe.
And wouldn't you know it he had so many children that he didn't what to do.

And every where you went pieces of clothes with old people, too.
And not a damn one of them with children had a freaking clue.
So they all met one day to try to figure out what to do.
They met at McDonald's and asked Ronald McDonald what they should do.

But before Ronald could answer these two giants appeared unclothed
trying to figure out who had stolen all their freaking clothes.
And the lady giant said give me back my bra and panties you little freaks.
Follow by the man giant who was looking for his clothes as he streaked.

Every time I try to find my clothes they walk off and now I know why.
It is them freaking little old people with kids that cry.
Oh, those little old people don't fool me not for a minute.
Every time I lay down my clothes they are in it.

But then a police man came by and booked the giants for being nude.
And the next thing you know they was all in court with Judge Judy.
The lawyer for the little people said possession was nine tenths of the law.
The lawyer for the giants said it was the giants clothes we saw.

The little people's lawyer counted fifty little people which made four hundred fifty tenths.
The giants lawyer counted two giants for the giants making eighteen tenths.
It was an open and shut case which went for the little people, I suppose.
So if you ever go streaking make sure to grab your clothes.