Beautiful Screamer

Song sung to the tune of beautiful dreamer

Beautiful screamer I wouldn't wake up just, yet.
I've got a thirty foot alligator; I call him my pet.
I've got tarantulas all nestled in your hair.
If your head itches I wouldn't scratch it there.

Beautiful screamer you didn't answer your email;
it really pissed me off.
There is no doubt you are a female
but I got rats in your loft.

Beautiful screamer you might be of scared of the lawn.
Theres a really huge snake posted called a python.
If the darkness makes you afraid of spiders, hon
I would definitely not turn the lights on.

Beautiful screamer you could have least called.
I've got motion sensing claymores attached to the walls.
I've got a swinging pendulum blade fasten to the ceiling.
You can see it up there where the paint is pealing.

Beautiful screamer don't this the wrong way
but you said no when I wanted to play.
I wore gloves when I wrote this note so no detection.
I am so sorry dear but I just couldn't handle rejection.