CHOCOLATE is a Girl's Best Friend

Diamond's are a girl's best friend
The biggest lie ever told
Such an expensive waste of money
Yet so many are sold

Men, let me tell you a secret
An easier way to the heart
It's not the glitter on her hand
That touches her deepest part

It does come wrapped in a box
An assortment of every kind
It will please her immensely
And it's easier to find

Available at every store
And priced so you can buy
One taste of this in her mouth,
You'll be the best in her eyes

See, women are not as complex
Or expensive as you may believe
There's one thing all of us want
That satisfies all our cravings

CHOCOLATE is a girl's best friend
No denying this fact
If you want the way to our heart
Give us a little of that