The Dust Bunny Kingdom

by Feline Fatigue   Oct 5, 2006


*I thought of this while I was vacuuming my room for the first time in like a year.

(DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO RHYME!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO!) (I know it partially does, forgive me)

I was warned of this day,
But I didn't believe their threat.
So now it is too late,
They have sealed many a fate.

They... They got Mr. Snuggles.
He lays on the floor behind the bed.
He is covered in their dust,
The mark of the bunnies fluff-lust.

But I will avenge him, to this I swear,
I have traveled beyond the stairs.
Now I return with our salvation,
A device that sucks up their little bunny-bun-buns!!

And now, the moment of truth!
I flip the switch and hear a "sleuth!"
The Dust Bunny Kingdom will fall this day!
Hahahahhahahahhahaha!!!

Gotcha! Another one need no admission,
I shall breath freely without oppression!
I can hear them hop away,
fools they are for confronting me this day!

At last!! I have conquered the Dust Bunny Kingdom!!
But I am not fool enough to believe them gone forever.

-To be continued. (I gotta go.)

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  • 17 years ago

    by ~â‚£ading |nspiration~

    That's really cute..

  • 17 years ago

    by Kylead

    Hey i liked you poem alot anyhow i wrote something similer i ways wondering if you minded if i posted it because it was your ideal well comment me back or email me at sadaamkiller@hotmail.com

  • This wasn't really all that funny but the way you worded everything made it hillarious....it was so cute

  • 17 years ago

    by Caitlin M H

    Omgosh....that was freaking hilarious.....you have a cool sense of humor.....im not really a funny poem writer cuz mine are more depressed, coming from my real life so yeah....keep writing!

  • 17 years ago

    by Gem

    That was piss funny!!!

    I just giggled all the way through it. It was so random and the stanza that had the last line, "Hahahahahaha" just cracked me up!

    Well done!
    5/5
    *Gem*