I might have a tear running down my cheek but I rather have blood dripping from my wrists! |
So I was driving down the road, thinking about how screwed up my life really was, when all of the sudden I realized there were only two yellow painted lines keeping me from colliding with oncoming traffic. |
DoN'T cRy IaM JuST dIEinG |
Live easy today and die hard tomorrow. |
Lay me on the floor, |
'Don't be shocked that people die, be surprised your still alive.' |
* ( i HaVeN't LeArNeD hOw NoT tO pUt ThE gUn To mY hEaD |
A dog may be a man's best friend, |
Take this knife and do me in |
While one person dies another cries while the other sings a lullaby. |