*U cAn EaT mE * bEaT mE * bItE mE * b!oW mE * sU(K mE * fU(K mE * oNlY sLoWlY iF u KiSs Me DoNt Be SaSsY uSe Ur ToNgUe N mAkE iT nAsTy*

\\\"any BOY can become a FATHER, but it takes a real MAN to become a DADDY\\\"

Trust no nigga fear no b!t(h

,,!,, snitches are B***** and b****** get stitches ,,!,,

...ii'm da one dat biiditchs thiink about b4 they comiit suiiciide...

Girl ii kno yuhh dislike mehh
butt yuhh can spit on mahh name
drag in the dirtt
[&] ii still cum outt cleann...

If vocka was water and i was a duck i would swim to the bottom and never come up but vockas on water and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the **** up

Sex is like pringles
Once Ya pop
You can't STOP.

Relationships are hard. Itz a full time job. If ur boyfriend wants to leave you, they should give you 2 weeks notice, there should be severence pay, & b4 they leave u they should have to find a temporary replacement.

"For all the times ya'll have talked about me....thanks for making me the center of attention in your lame worlds"