Lucky Number

by DarkLight   Feb 29, 2016


Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place,
they realised they had the wrong guys and were worthy nothing to them.
They couldn't just let them go,
they consulted with each other and came back with a simple solution.
They thought it better to whip them.
The criteria was to whip them according to the numbers written on their T-shirts.
The first guy was a football fan and wore a manchester jersey of Rooney 10.
He took his whips like a man as the other two watched and was let go.
Second guy was a hiphop wanna be, wore 50cent t-shirt, it was his turn,
as he was getting whipped, the third guy started to cry,
By the time the second guy was almost done,
The third guy fainted.
He wore a campaign t-shirt written,
Donald Trump 4 president
........2017..........

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  • 3 months ago

    by mossgirl19

    Hahahaha...oh my.

  • 1 year ago

    by Em

    Very funny (thumbs up)

  • 1 year ago

    by shloka

    Haha that was so funny

  • 1 year ago

    by Ben Pickard

    LOLOLOL!

    Very good - I worked all night last night, I have had two hours sleep but as I am falling asleep over my pc, I am giggling away merrily to this one! Excellent stuff.

    All the best,
    Ben

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