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by CJ Maleney Apr 18, 2017
Fun, humor /
In the beginning there was darkness
Then the Lord said "let there be light"
He'd stubbed his toe on the bed again
So he flicked a switch called life.
Not quite sure what to do
He played around a bit
He laughed when he made humans
And decided we should s#!t
He made bountiful oceans
He made them deep and dark
Then he laughed a little more
For he filled em full of sharks
He made mountains for us to climb
And he looked at them with glee
That's when he nearly wet himself
Because he thought up gravity.
by Scott Cole
That was great but I do wish u had written more......
by CJ Maleney
I'm not done yet lol
by Lyical Madness
This genuinely made me chuckle to myself hahaha
awesome write fella :)
I don't see how anyone wouldn't enjoy this. God squad or not, lol. It's humorous and impossible to find offensive. I think everyone can use a little laugh.
One thing, though- you're missing the end quotation after "let there be light"
Thanks for the heads up will amend now
HAHA LAUGHED SO MUCH!! Much needed on a dreary Thursday! Well Done C
My take on creation, glad you liked
by Ben Pickard