by CJ Maleney   Apr 18, 2017

In the beginning there was darkness
Then the Lord said "let there be light"
He'd stubbed his toe on the bed again
So he flicked a switch called life.

Not quite sure what to do
He played around a bit
He laughed when he made humans
And decided we should s#!t

He made bountiful oceans
He made them deep and dark
Then he laughed a little more
For he filled em full of sharks

He made mountains for us to climb
And he looked at them with glee
That's when he nearly wet himself
Because he thought up gravity.


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  • 1 year ago

    by Scott Cole

    That was great but I do wish u had written more......

  • 1 year ago

    by Lyical Madness

    Hehehehehe x

  • 1 year ago

    by Naughtymouse

    This genuinely made me chuckle to myself hahaha

    awesome write fella :)

  • 1 year ago

    by Poetess

    I don't see how anyone wouldn't enjoy this. God squad or not, lol. It's humorous and impossible to find offensive. I think everyone can use a little laugh.

    One thing, though- you're missing the end quotation after "let there be light"

    • 1 year ago

      by CJ Maleney

      Thanks for the heads up will amend now


  • 1 year ago

    by deeplydesturbed

    HAHA LAUGHED SO MUCH!! Much needed on a dreary Thursday! Well Done C


    • 1 year ago

      by CJ Maleney

      My take on creation, glad you liked


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