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by Kitty Cat Lady Sep 21, 2017
Fun, humor /
Hey dude what's your problem!
Go pick on someone your own size
What do you think I'm gonna to do?
Crawl up your nose into your insides?
Ew no thanks, I'm busy see
My web sure takes some work
My silken thread's a piece of art
The flies are just a perk
So don't come at me with that big boot
Please put that hoover away
It's you I'm doing this for you know
I'm keeping them flies at bay
I'm sorry if I startled you
Whilst resting in your bath
Me and the boys had a heavy night
So many flies, such a laugh!
But if you kill me now you'll see
Just how many flies I snare
Your home it will be invaded
They'll poo all over your pears
So anyway, if you wouldn't mind
Helping me out of this slippy place
I'll continue to guard your home from flies
And decorate it with my pretty lace.
The last two lines loved.
by Kitty Cat Lady
Thanks so much Shane :-) x
by Meena Krish
I like the perspective of this poem. Something that
terrifies me so is made to and sound like a helping friend..and
yes they do keep the other bugs away! Nice work!
Ah ... my work here is done! Lol :-)
Thanks so much for your comments Meena x
Hey Miss Kitty K dude,
Always look after our 8 legged friends, and what a lovely piece about them
Funny and wonderful
Thanks Michael ... of course, loving the spiders also means you don't have to worry about cleaning cobwebs ... it's a win win! ;-) X
Oh KitKat this is well written....I'm with you...I wouldn't hurt a spider unless I had to. Now after reading this I never will again!!
Kitty Save The Spider Campaign is up and running! :-) haha
Thanks Mark x
Love love love this
Yay! :-) thanks Em x
by Ben Pickard
by - Mr. Darcy