Web Woes

by Kitty Cat Lady   Sep 21, 2017

Hey dude what's your problem!
Go pick on someone your own size
What do you think I'm gonna to do?
Crawl up your nose into your insides?

Ew no thanks, I'm busy see
My web sure takes some work
My silken thread's a piece of art
The flies are just a perk

So don't come at me with that big boot
Please put that hoover away
It's you I'm doing this for you know
I'm keeping them flies at bay

I'm sorry if I startled you
Whilst resting in your bath
Me and the boys had a heavy night
So many flies, such a laugh!

But if you kill me now you'll see
Just how many flies I snare
Your home it will be invaded
They'll poo all over your pears

So anyway, if you wouldn't mind
Helping me out of this slippy place
I'll continue to guard your home from flies
And decorate it with my pretty lace.


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Latest Comments

  • 9 months ago

    by Sinners gospel

    Well penned.
    The last two lines loved.

  • 9 months ago

    by Meena Krish

    I like the perspective of this poem. Something that
    terrifies me so is made to and sound like a helping friend..and
    yes they do keep the other bugs away! Nice work!

    • 9 months ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Ah ... my work here is done! Lol :-)
      Thanks so much for your comments Meena x

  • 9 months ago

    by Michael

    Hey Miss Kitty K dude,

    Always look after our 8 legged friends, and what a lovely piece about them
    Funny and wonderful
    with love
    Michael :)x

    • 9 months ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Thanks Michael ... of course, loving the spiders also means you don't have to worry about cleaning cobwebs ... it's a win win! ;-) X

  • 9 months ago

    by Mark

    Oh KitKat this is well written....I'm with you...I wouldn't hurt a spider unless I had to. Now after reading this I never will again!!

    • 9 months ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Kitty Save The Spider Campaign is up and running! :-) haha
      Thanks Mark x

  • 9 months ago

    by Em

    Love love love this

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