Size matters

by Brenda   Oct 11, 2017


Ok, so size matters-
Anyone that says different,
well they are lying...
-
Too big-
You may have a problem
fitting it in.
You don't want it all jammed in there,
destroying the walls...
Too small-
Well that's just not comfortable
at all...
Too many problems keeping on it-
Chances of sliding right off
are very real-
just saying...
-
Firmness is important too-
Sure softness is sweet
buuuutttt,
there's definitely something to be said
for a self supported free standing unit...
Not too hard though -
Nothing worse than waking up
feeling like you have a
board in your back-
just saying....
-
So, if you are shopping
for the perfect couch -
heed my words-
Size really does matter....

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  • 7 months ago

    by IdTakeABulletForYou

    Love this Brenda!

    • 7 months ago

      by Brenda

      Thank you Stephen, it was one of those days...

  • 7 months ago

    by Paul Hirst

    Lovely naughty twist

    • 7 months ago

      by Brenda

      Thank you Paul...makes you wonder doesn't it, lol?

  • 7 months ago

    by Maher

    Lol I see what you did there. Very shifty, but also very good.

    • 7 months ago

      by Brenda

      Maher, why thank you sir, lol....I had a lot of fun writing this-

  • 7 months ago

    by Alice

    HA! At first I was like "eurgh, gross" and then I laughed

    • 7 months ago

      by Brenda

      Just a fun play on words. Thank you!

  • 7 months ago

    by Ben Pickard

    HAHA, Brenda! Excellent stuff. This reminds me of Naomi's latest cookie piece

    'there's definitely something to be said for a self supported free standing unit.'

    ^^
    not sure why, but these lines definitely got me the most!

    • 7 months ago

      by Brenda

      Glad you liked it Ben! There truly is something to be said for the "self supported free standing unit"...just saying....:)

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